Yesterday, for the third time a member of DKM got jailed for hacking. His name was epicgod999. He had a building reputation in Doorknobia, he looked up to all of us, and what made him different than most DKM recruits is that when he dies trying to walk to one of our villages, he doesn't just rage quit forever. Like all recruits who made it that far, I had faith in him. However, yesterday he was jailed for hacking in LOP. Instantly, and radically, my opinion of him changed. When a DKM member is jailed for hacking, they are a major disgrace to Doorknobia, because that means they either don't care about us, or are just really stupid; or in epicgod999's case, both. This time, it thoroughly pissed me off because this is the third time this has happened. I made sure people were aware of how pissed off I was in chat, and told everyone in DKM that if I hear one more word of sympathy for epicgod999, it will not turn out well for them. But then it occurred to me that this is not what a good leader would do or say. Although I still think epicgod999 is a walking piece of shit, and he deserves no sympathy for doing something stupid that could easily be avoided by NOT doing it, I realized that opinion is mine, and not necessarily everyone in Doorknobia feels the same way. Which is why I decided this: From now until August 15th, Doorknobia will be holding presidential elections What will happen, is there will be 4 political leaders who will be voted into power. One president, and 3 council members to screen his/her decisions. Doorknobian citizens can propose an idea (bill) to the council, the council will accept or reject the bill, if it is accepted, the president will again, accept or reject the bill. If it is accepted, the motion carries. Any leader can be impeached if more than half of Doorknobia's citizens decide so, or a solid half and at least one council member/president decides so. Another leader will again be elected in his/her place. As for me, I will still lead the Militia, as the General, however policy and law are decided by the actual government. I also do plan to run for council, but not for president. On top of that, I will still speak on behalf of Doorknobia, and continue to do my duty to shitpost whenever there is a flame war or pissing contest on the forums. In order to vote, you have to SIGN a written book with your candidate's names on it in LOC, and drop it in a hopper on mattvision09's LOC plot. You must also be in the DKM channel to be allowed to vote. Simply ask mattvision09, and he will take you to the booth on LOC. Hail Doorknobia.