Espionage and war crimes - a tell-all confession by dr. codemonkey

Discussion in 'LOA Discussion' started by CTCodemonkey, Feb 12, 2015.

How is CTC such a fag?

  1. His uncle sillytouched him.

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  2. His mother drank during pregnancy.

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  3. He listened to too much coldplay.

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  1. CTCodemonkey
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    THIS IS CTCODEMONKEY WITH AN ALTERED NAME

    Around a week ago when Mojang finally released name changes, I saw an opportunity. An opportunity to become who I knew I really was all along. My good friend and role model - no, my HERO - TIDAG. The surgery was quick and painless, and I was left looking quite close in the end.

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    Originally, the goal was to try and tp jack an absent minded member of GR, hopefully getting into the tower, at which point I would sethome and change my name back. However, this plan failed catastrophically for THREE major reasons:

    1. I'm a dumb fuck and thought that we had 7 days to change our names back at any time before the change was permanent for the next 30 days. Turns out, these 7 days happen after the month is over. So what was supposed to be a proof of concept turned into a month long journey of agony and introspection.

    2. Brasil or WSR1 (the intended targets) would not GET THE FUCK ON. So really, this is all your fault.

    and 3. THE FUCKING FORUMS UPDATED MY NAME? HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO SEE THAT COMING?

    and 4. YES I SEE THE CURVE IN THE L BUT WOULD YOU REALLY NOTICE THAT IF YOU WEREN'T PAYING CLOSE ATTENTION? PROBABLY NOT. MAYBE.

    Anyway, I think we can all learn a valuable lesson from this dangerous and brave endeavor. I'll make another list that nobody is gonna read:

    1. If you're going to try this, use a fucking alt account or something.

    2. This is not a recommended course of action.

    3. Be wary of curvy L's.

    This concludes today's lesson. Class dismissed.

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    For the record, Mattvision told me 1000 times not to try raiding GR.

    but I did anyway! LOLOLOLOL (I plead guilty and fully accept the courts decision).

    @BrasilFox - Kindly keep ratings accurate. Please point out any problems with my spelling or remove your bad spelling rating.
     
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  2. mattvision09
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    DKM almost just got George W Bushed. We'll see how this works out.
     
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    Ha ha. First off, when was the last time you saw WSR1 get on. At all. Ever. It's probably been about a month.

    Second, the second I knew about TlDAG I told the real TIDAG to not change his chat tag away from GR. We would be able to tell who he was by this reason and one other: the real TIDAG told us his sethomes for GR stuff. He told us that he had one at the tower, don't accept it. We also had one at our end grinder.

    Also, I try not to get on that much during the week.

    You could have done a lot better than that monkey.
     
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    I find that racist. I am lurking for a reason.
     
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    so that's totally not me.
     
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    I just want to point out that GR does not have any absent minded members, I checked if their brains were there :)
     
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    don't empeach ctc or whatever you think he deserves, he hasn't done any damage, yet.
     
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    I feel like stealing your name with my alt. But I wont, because that has the words pure faggotry written all over it :3
     
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    Well looks like the joke is on GR, I got in anyways. LOL

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    How?
     
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    He hasn't. I was on all last night and 1. He never got on. 2. Only I was on with GR and I was in the nexus the whole time. 3. I'm pretty sure if he got in at least the 7-8 beacons we had there would be gone already.
     
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    Isn't that DKM's Floor? The Mesa Monument?
     
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    Proof or nada. And I'll make sure you don't just use one of my tower pics or a screenshot of toamini's video.
     
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    he didnt get in, he just tricked me into thinking he did

    was still funny as fuck tho
     
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    elgenzay you bitch im coming for ya
     
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    lol im not gonna let you use me to get people to believe you got into their shit
     
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    I'll use you however I want it's valentines day for christs sake.
     
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    Uncle Sillytouch, 1938
     
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    i change my naime back btw
     
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    where ya been?
     

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